gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via bird-bum)

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

(via babylizard)

georgetakei:

OhMyy - Now that’s who I’d like to have rescue me…. 
hookd-guys:

Smoking-hot.

georgetakei:

OhMyy - Now that’s who I’d like to have rescue me…. 

hookd-guys:

Smoking-hot.



(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via bird-bum)

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

(Source: omg-humor, via bird-bum)

chickenhugs:

"If we put them close together do you think they will do something cute?"
Neck cuddles are pretty cute. 

chickenhugs:

"If we put them close together do you think they will do something cute?"

Neck cuddles are pretty cute. 

(via bird-bum)

"There’s a male stripper in Seattle called El Marko who can put a black ink marker up the shaft of his penis and write his name with it. One of those really big markers, y’know? He signs autographs and stuff with it."

Kurt Cobain (via youremyvitamins)